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m not making this up. Scott K. Saiki (left) is a state senator (since 2006) in Hawaii's 22nd congressional district. He has introduced a bill in the State House that would make it a criminal offence to sell a toy gun to anyone under the age of 18. The bill, if approved, would make it “unlawful to sell, attempt to sell, or offer for sale a toy gun to a minor under eighteen years of age.”
m not making this up. Scott K. Saiki (left) is a state senator (since 2006) in Hawaii's 22nd congressional district. He has introduced a bill in the State House that would make it a criminal offence to sell a toy gun to anyone under the age of 18. The bill, if approved, would make it “unlawful to sell, attempt to sell, or offer for sale a toy gun to a minor under eighteen years of age.” The law would require toy stores to “card” all customers that purchase a toy gun. Anyone who violates the law “shall be subject to a fine of not more than $2,000 and face imprisonment of not more than ninety days, or both.”
Perhaps someone should introduce a bill that would make it a criminal for a government official (Scott K. Saiki comes to mind) to misrepresent his qualifications by using a toy brain.
Let me make it clear: there has been more harm done by congressmen and senators (whether in national or state government) using toy brains than by children using toy guns!
No word, as of yet when rubber knives and toy soldiers will be outlawed.
Perhaps someone should introduce a bill that would make it a criminal for a government official (Scott K. Saiki comes to mind) to misrepresent his qualifications by using a toy brain.
Let me make it clear: there has been more harm done by congressmen and senators (whether in national or state government) using toy brains than by children using toy guns!
No word, as of yet when rubber knives and toy soldiers will be outlawed.
Unless you were 11 and were given a real gun to use to kill your stepmom, whose pregnant because you don't want to give up your room. Those whacky gun nuts.
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