Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Bill Cosby for President?

I don't know if this is true or not, but supposedly, Bill Cosby, the Black comedian has said the follow. If indeed he did, then good for him.





(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.

(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!

(3).. When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.

(4).. All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour).. They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens..

(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out.. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.

(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life.

(8). Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e.., the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more 'life sentences'. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9).. One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.

(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes ..... nevertheless........ GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Sincerely, Bill Cosby


Anonymous said...

So we would have Pudding Pops every friday If he was elected... Whats your point...

Anonymous said...

I don't know if Mr. Robb was trying to make any point. But if there is a point I think it is this, even Bill Cosby has more sense than liberals.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what method of dealing with stealing is in place in Japan. Petty theft, I am told, I almost unheard of in that country.

My guess is that it has something to do with a strong sense of personal honor.

Building legitimate HONOR and healthy pride in one's sense of Personal Responsibility is also an extremely helpful consideration in reducing crime.

Anonymous said...

Hey i wen't to this site to see other peoples opinions and views. I have learned that they suck. I can't believe your are rascist. 90% of rascist are non-christians. IF i have too i will post this on of your blogs. It is very upseting for people like this in the world. IF a black man saved your life would you just disregard him? That's very odd PASTOR. I will do all things through christ who strengthens me. Would god strengthen you through rascism. The world is not made up of whites. This is a world with people like YOU. Take this in consideration whoever shall read this. Think about what the Ku Klux Klan has done to Black AMerica. Martin Luther King Jr. is long gone and passed. But there still is an ammendment.

Anonymous said...

No, it's not true.


The President in this country does not even have the power to made those things take place.

kluxman45 said...

hey,anonymous on dec.18,who do you think made this america?we the white european people.you all did nothing but follow us around.and whateveryou learned laterin life was cause of us.so go re read that thing.