Saturday, September 24, 2011

Bait Car!

I turned on the TV this evening to watch FOX News and was immediately being bombarded by Sean Hannity giving cheers for how wonderful Martin Luther King was.

So I held my stomach and changed channels!

On this new channel I watched some Negro “Gospel” singers gyrating across the stage and doing the things that Negroes do.

I really can’t be angry with them. After all, they are Negroes.

The next channel was a Jewish “preacher” talking about “Jesus the Jew!”

That didn’t last long!

Then I pushed the remote and the program was Bait Car. I have seen this before and thought it was entertaining.

Here is how it works. The cops take a nice car and place it where there have been signs of Negro activity. Then they sit back and watch for a Negro to take the bait.

It doesn’t take long and they can usually get their limit fairly quick.

Now mind you it doesn’t have to be a Negro but experience has evidently proven that leaving a bait car where “country boys” hang out makes for boring television.

“Country boys” don’t usually steal cars.

Even the spoiled white kids in the suburbs who think they are being cool by listening to rap “music” on the radio don’t steal cars.

No, the best place to get your daily catch is in the “hood.”

So the bait car is in place and the trap is set. Now all the cops have to do is sit back, eat a chili dog and wait.

Soon a Negro will approach the bait car. He may be alone or with a pack of other Negroes. But it doesn’t matter, the enticement is too great. He scurries about the car and then makes his approach to the driver's side and looks inside.

“It be cool”

(You’ll have to forgive me - but I don’t speak Negro!)

Anyway, he says something and steps back. Others of his tribe look at the car also. They are not sure what to do. Some more timid Negroes will walk away and then circle back. It is like a ritual. Circle the car, approach the car, fall back, approach car again.

Temptation is mounting!

Some taunt the more aggressive Negro. Others shame him for being afraid. He may do a little dance ritual as he lunges forward and then back and finally he is in the car and the trap springs shut.

As he drives away, the cops move in and the Negro suddenly realizes that he has been caught, the doors won’t open so he can’t escape. Only the cops can open the door and let the Negro out.

All kinds of Negroes have been caught using the bait car: fat Negroes, skinny Negroes, old Negroes, young Negroes, male Negroes and female Negroes. Sometimes they are even able to catch two or three Negroes in the same trap.

As soon as the caught Negroes are taken away for processing, the bait car is placed in another location and the cops order another chili dog.

Catching Negroes with the bait car is an unfortunate phenomenon. Because we all know that the vast majority of Negroes are peaceful law abiding citizens who are valuable members of our society and live in some of the best and safest communities. These law abiding Negroes are the back bone of our society providing health care, food stamps and public housing to millions of white people who are just too lazy to work!

Wait a minute! I think I’m confused!

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